Fiona, Mike & Millie live next-door to each other. Mike fancies Fiona. Fiona doesn’t fancy Mike. One evening, following another of Mike’s desperate attempts to woo Fiona, Millie decides her two neighbours should have dinner. Having unwittingly agreed to this arrangement, Fiona plans to use the occasion to, at long last, take revenge on Mike. Will she succeed? Does she want to succeed? Or will her incontinent cat, roses and a bit of mischief bring about love’s late bloom?